Dad Jokes
Haha gotta love Dad’s jokes, BW dads must be too good at it 
Here kick off Saturday evening,
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’ 
Cowboys are so tough
There’s a new Viagra tablet out on the market!!!!!
It’s called the James Bond 007!!!!!
Guaranteed to make you rodger more!!!!!
James Bond, he always was the cunning linguist 
Dude walks into a bar with jumper cables…bartender says, “You can come in, just don’t start anything.”
The teacher says, “OK class, I’d like you all to tell me what you need at home”
Susie says, “We need a computer”
Wendy says, “We need a car”
Johnny says, “We don’t need anything Miss”
Teacher says, “Come on Johnny, everyone needs something?”
“No Miss, my sister came home with her new Paki boyfriend and my Dad said ‘That’s all we f—-ing need!’”
^^ *snort*
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your
kayak and heat it too.
K2 will be tellin that one down at the Club on the weekend!!!!!
good one dragon!
Mizu Im not a club boater haha
@ 1:32 Orange Stackhat!!!!!
I swear that’s you!!!!!
Thought you’d like that K2!!
‘Doc I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home’.
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
‘Is it common?’
“It’s not unusual.”
BAM
An ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
loving the cringe worthy dad jokes thread
Two guys met in the middle of the desert.
One was carrying a car door, the other an umbrella.
The one with the car door said to the guy with the umbrella, “Why are you carrying that umbrella around, it isn’t going to rain in the desert?”
To which the guy with the umbrella replies, “Yeah”, but it keeps me out of the sun!
By the way, why are you carrying around that car door, you don’t even have a car to go with it”
The guy with the car door says, “yeah, well at least if I get too hot from the sun I can just roll down the window!”