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First day of college tomorrow!
Anyone for rock climbing?
Mmmmmmmmmm 2 rocks
Yeah!!!
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they’re at sea for so long.
“Let me show you,” says the captain.
He takes the recruit down to the rear of the ship where there’s a solitary barrel with a hole in it.
“This’ll be the best sex you’ll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I’ll give you some privacy.”
The recruit doesn’t quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway. After he finishes up, the captain returns.
“Wow! That was the best sex I’ve ever had! I want to do it every day!”
“Fine. You can do it every day except for Thursday.”
“Why not Thursday?”
“That’s your day in the barrel.”
hahaha
bam
Vegetables anyone?
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Sooo funny
^ like the last one
Today’s giggle, I couldn’t decide so here’s my top pics this horrid weather thursday . . .
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen.”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “That driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”
they are great!
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Sooo funny
I wasted soooo much time watching and laughing at these
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