The ” ^ < v ” Thread
to kort ^ like to make out as if someone else is something when it is really themself!
< had a haircut today woot
v doesn’t wear the pants in their relationship LOL
^ did a good pass….....
< is made of plastic and calls themselves “barbie” from time to time
V has a funny rash
^ should really see a doctor about that rash
< is watching the TDF and is on boardworld - multitasking….a guy can do that!!
v should really a helmet ALL the time when snowboarding
^ can multitask too if he tries really hard and concentrates!
< just got back from the backyard and boy are his hands red!!
V was videoing said sacrifice so is in just as much trouble….
^ is probably at work
< squeezed said growth and pus came out
v has a phobia of the number 13
^ must be home now…
< gobble gobble!
V fantasises about julia gillard and tony abbot getting it on….
^ Is a dirty Eels supporter. 
< Coasting through the working week waiting for Saturday to roll around so I can make a fool of myself at the snow again.
v Has a rather prominent limp, as a result of a bedroom experiment gone wrong.
^ should know in that context too has two ‘o’s.
< only tries too hard to impress people for street cred.
v is going to post a picture of their best yoga pose in the Power Balance contest thread.
^ likes to sing the teletubbies song
< mite be going to the snow this weekend
v has a fighter fish named drown * go drown ! *
^ Thinking about tellietubies, wierd much?
< Desperatly avoiding assinmnets
v Thinking about whats for dinner
^ can only avoid his assignments for so long.
< only replying to this because ^ was totally right. I’m starving and thinking about dinner.
v has a nasty rash.
^ is dipping his sour dough bread in balsamic vinegar while catching up with friends at the country club, that’s not rider lol
< loves stuffing his face with food
v loves punching holes in doughnut
^ likes the occasional anal probe
< not just flying 
V wears a g-string backwards
^ fortunate the aliens used lube second time around
< is watching some TV show and is amazerd that the drunk driver they caught has been busted 5 times before - are people that stupid?!!
V ....enjoys breathless candlelit dinners, running through the meadows…..
^ watching Funniest Home Videos has became a stick addiction to the point of hallucinating about the characters
< i love eating dinner out with the missus
v like riding goats bareback