Posted 10 July 2012 01:41 PM
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Confucius say, “Oral sex can make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week.”
Posted 10 July 2012 02:03 PM
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wise man this Confucius, wise man indeed.
Posted 10 July 2012 02:23 PM
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Confucius say - ‘elevator always smell different to midget’
Posted 10 July 2012 02:38 PM
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Confucius say, “Man who walk through departure gate sideways, going to Bangkok”
Posted 10 July 2012 02:40 PM
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Confucius say, “Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.”
Posted 10 July 2012 02:40 PM
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Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
Posted 10 July 2012 02:41 PM
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Confucius say, “Man who leaps from tall building, jumps to conclusion.”
Posted 10 July 2012 02:41 PM
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Confucius say: A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Posted 10 July 2012 02:41 PM
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Confucius say, “Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.”
Posted 10 July 2012 02:42 PM
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snowdragon - 10 July 2012 03:40 AM
Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
Bahahahahaaa!!!!! 
Posted 10 July 2012 02:43 PM
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Confucius say, “Man who live in glass house, should change clothes in basement.”
Posted 10 July 2012 02:46 PM
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Confucius say: A breast without nipples is pointless.
Posted 10 July 2012 03:14 PM
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Hahahah 
Posted 10 July 2012 03:31 PM
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Mizu Kuma - 10 July 2012 02:37 AM
Confucius say “man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants”
Posted 10 July 2012 08:05 PM
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heres a legit one.. lol
i do it because i can
i can because i want to
i want to because everyone said i couldnt
