Favourite Quotes!
What are some of your favourite quotes that either get you motivated or make you love life?
I saw these two on the weekend in Margaret River and loved them ^_^
“Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one’s belt buckled.”
~Frederic Raphael
“Cheese. Milk’s leap toward immortality”
~Clifton Fadiman
Hahahahaaa!!!!!
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
—Norm Crosby
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
—Kurt Vonnegut
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
My favourite from pumping iron;
Arnold Schwarzenegger: The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is… The Pump. Let’s say you train your biceps. Blood is rushing into your muscles and that’s what we call The Pump. You muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode any minute, and it’s really tight - it’s like somebody blowing air into it, into your muscle. It just blows up, and it feels really different. It feels fantastic.
It’s as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I’m getting the feeling of coming at home, I’m getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it’s terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.
I didn’t go to college, but if I had, I would’ve taken all my tests at a restaurant, because the customer is always right.
and
If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. “Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!”
- Mitch Hedberg (RIP 1968-2005)
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”
? Friedrich Nietzsche
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”
? Friedrich Nietzsche
The Psyche Ward?????
Hahaha, yeah I have to loosen the straight jacket restraints to type on the keyboard
How about this one:
If a man says something and theres no woman there to hear him .... is he still wrong????
(ducks for cover) hehehe
“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds”
-Albert Einstein
“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds”
-Albert Einstein
very good!
Can’t remember where this is from but I’ve always remembered it…
Don’t let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.
Hahaha, yeah I have to loosen the straight jacket restraints to type on the keyboard