I got into a lift today, and there was julia gill . . .
Ard, tony abbot and bob brown. I had a gun with me, but the problem was it had only two bullets. So I shot julia twice . . .
Has there ever been a joke thread. If not lets get one going . . .
There is, do a search, add it to the list 
*shot julia twice and pushed bob brown and tony abbott off the lift to their deaths.
There, fixed it for you.
Ard, tony abbot and bob brown. I had a gun with me, but the problem was it had only two bullets. So I took their wallets and jewelry!!!!!
Then set out to find Kevin!!!!!
I had a gun with me but desired the satisfaction of beating them all to death with my bare hands.
Ard, tony abbot and bob brown. I had a gun with me, but the problem was it had only two bullets. So I just sharted twice . . .
gross Miz
Well the first time I didn’t!!!!! 
Bloody Moderators!!!!!
hahhah 
hahaha . . . wow