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cords - 22 June 2012 01:14 AM

Julia can’t be a bogan. Despite what you may think, she cares about politics enough to do something about it. Bogans don’t vote.

I dunno, she is from the western ‘burbs.

 
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They also choose different pets!!!!!

Bogans

Rednecks

 
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Ooh, I have another one!

When you spend your baby bonus on your beloved VH Commodore.  blank stare

 
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cords - 22 June 2012 01:14 AM

Julia can’t be a bogan. Despite what you may think, she cares about politics enough to do something about it. Bogans don’t vote.

Yes we do…we just do pictures and stuff on da forms instead of numbers

 
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Tills - 22 June 2012 01:49 AM

Ooh, I have another one!

When you spend your baby bonus on your beloved VH Commodore.  blank stare

Really??? Oops, spent mine on a 50” Plasma downer

I failed bogan 101 LOL

 
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Azz - 22 June 2012 02:41 AM
Tills - 22 June 2012 01:49 AM

Ooh, I have another one!

When you spend your baby bonus on your beloved VH Commodore.  blank stare

Really??? Oops, spent mine on a 50” Plasma downer

I failed bogan 101 LOL

No, Plasma is still Bogan!!!!!

Had ya gone with the LCD LED then that would’ve been another story!!!!!

 
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Azz - 22 June 2012 12:28 AM

Is there much difference between the American Redneck and the Australian Bogan?

Of course they have different sayings and social issues to totally disregard, but the philosophy is very similar.

Difference between is the shotgun the redneck will have behind the seat in their pickup and the deer strapped to the bonnet as they drive back into town. Bogan can’t be bothered…too much effort.

 
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Ok, off topic.

Bought an LCD a few weeks back through Hardly Normal.

as a bonus we get 6 months free Austar. Dude came and hooked it up yesterday, flicked through all <insert number of channels> and end up watching
reruns of Spicks and Specks on ABC2 LOL

Thats why we ditched pay TV years ago, nothing ever good on !!!!!

 
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Ya forgettin about the Bogan Pig Hunter?????

 
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cords - 22 June 2012 01:14 AM

Julia can’t be a bogan. Despite what you may think, she cares about politics enough to do something about it. Bogans don’t vote.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Her voice is the epitome of ‘bogan drawl’ - it’s the standard by which all other bogan voices are judged!!!

If, by “she cares about politics”, you mean “she cares about” her political career, then sure - because she sure as hell couldn’t give a shit about the majority of Australians.

Bogans vote - without the votes of Australia’s lowest common denominator, the Labor party wouldn’t have a hope in hell. Why else do you think they target the majority of their propaganda toward people who consider ‘Funniest Home Videos’ to be quality entertainment???

 
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Hey !!!!!! I like Funniest Home Videos, what are you saying ?!!!  tongue wink

 
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You also like to walk ya llama’s whilst wearin ya sunday best!!!!!

Hmmmmm…....... all makin sense now!!!!!

 
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.. you swear loudly on public transport.

.. you are always in possession of a 2 litre Coke bottle, that may or may not contain Coke.

 
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You have an earring or pendant in the shape of a cross, yet you are not religious!!!!!

 
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Azz - 22 June 2012 03:22 AM

Hey !!!!!! I like Funniest Home Videos, what are you saying ?!!!  tongue wink

I like it too.