Best Earthquake Facebook Moments
Our local weather dude in Sale, who is an absolute legend.
I hope the really bad word gets censored.
just to clarify for those one million texts/emails/phone calls i just got about the earthquake.
-meteorologist not geologist.
this is entirely some other cunts problem for once. thanks.
my cousin…...
its times like this that make me relize facebook makes everyone crazy ahaah
“Tsunami Alert for Werribee River, watch-out for the bottles and trolleys”
hahaha - my old hometownDark said also to watch out for the poo floating down!
HAhahahaha! Polly Waffles!! 
Azz haha
FB friend
OMG. I hope everyones ornaments are safe!
@lyndalcurtis has anyone found an AFL angle to the Melbourne #quake yet?
@thatemilylady is it true a few hipsters spiked their lattes #melbourneearthquake
Last Twitter
@SimonThomsen that wasn’t an earthquake it was Gina extracting iron ore from under Melbourne
Shite one more
@thatemilylady 5.2 earthquake hits melbourne & surrounds. Abbott blames carbon tax, Slipper & asylum seekers
Nope one more then really going to bed.
@scottdools On a scale of 1 to “Grant Hackett just got home from the races. How bad was the Damage? #earthquake
Nope one more then really going to bed.
@scottdools On a scale of 1 to “Grant Hackett just got home from the races. How bad was the Damage? #earthquake
Hahahahhaa thats wicked!
So much funny stuff
another one,
Todays news headlines: very small earthquake felt by some.
Tomorrow’s headlines: millions of dickheads flood facebook with USELESS messages about a minor earthquake
FB friend
OMG. I hope everyones ornaments are safe!
Bahahahaaa!!!!!
We’re still feelin the aftershocks up here in NSW!!!!!
Every half hour on channel 7, 9 and 10!!!!! Although it should subside after 9:00am as the infomercials kick in!!!!!
i reckon it was Tedward Scissorhands digging his stupid tunnel under my house.