RUST!
I am a bad snowboard owner, just pulled my board, boots and other crap out of my board bag, hadn’t unpacked since getting back from NZ last year 
Mould?
Nope, everything is fine 
Just need to wax the banana and I am ready to slide 
i might wax my banana tonight…
Wax Deano, not lubricate…........ 
That just went really wrong in my head…...............
1. Its cool if he waxes
2. He has hair on his banana????? WTF
3. Pretend this never happened
bahaha!
you now sound like Snowdragon’s inner voices!
yeah, but mine make sense !!!!!!
Well as I don’t wax or do my edges my maintenance is zero…...
Ah thats what your inner voice thinks 
Wow I really need to wax and do my edges for the upcoming season.
I also need to prepare my snowboards.
TMI?
That just went really wrong in my head…...............
1. Its cool if he waxes
2. He has hair on his banana????? WTF
3. Pretend this never happened
1. waxing is painful, prefer using clippers to trim
2. not on, but in that localised area
3.once seen, it can never be unseen