Best pick up lines
Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
“Come on, lower your standards a little…. I did.”
Winner!!
Lets play soldiers. I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the sh*t out of me!
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can’t take them off you.
“Did it hurt…. when you fell from heaven? because your face is fuuucked up.. “
*I wouldn’t suggest using this unless it’s for a bet 
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
Haha I’m gonna use this one
wbu “are u a parking ticket cause u got fine written all over you”
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
AWESOME!!! lol
more posts please!!
i need humor haha
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me
HA! Glad you didn’t use that one on me!
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me
HA! Glad you didn’t use that one on me!
But you did get the intake, didn’t you? (sorry crazy, but I couldn’t resist! Dark, are you a chemist?)
WELLL!!!!!!!! I won’t go there haha! Dark is not what you would expect…. snowboarder and gridiron player is an IT Guru! Sorry but it had to be said! Now fix my laptop!
Dark is not what you would expect….
But I’ve seen pics of him with another bird? (the Thredbo Emu to be exact!)
ROFL! Who would have thought huh, just after he proposed too! Those poor poor kids standing nearby will be scarred for life… *shakes head*
Hey who hasn’t made fun of a statue when you can get the chance?! Do I have to remind you SC of the Canberra “sheep” statue in civic? That thing gets more roots than a plant nursery! LOL
Anyway at the risk of highjacking this thread with MY hijinks I’m going to add the pick up line: Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Are you a baker?
cause you got nice buns!