Welcome to Boardworld - Introduce Yourself Here
Hey hey,
I’ve been having a peep at this site for quite a while now (since I started snowboarding about 2 years ago) but only just became a member and thought I’d introduce myself.
My name is Joao, Crackers brought me here and if you check out his ‘Pirates of Selwyn’ video I’m the idiot that tried to go off my first ever jump without asking for any advice and flying over the gap and landing perfectly on my ribs…man walking the plank sucked.
Just finished my first ever season studying on exchange at MSU in Bozeman, Montana. Managed to get myself to 11 different mountains including the big names and some of the lesser known ones that I might spill to you guys in the forum later.
It is important to know that I am also here because the amount of affection Crackers is getting on this website is sickening, I intend to expose him for the real man he is! haha..
all credit to crackers? I’ve been telling you to sign up for months and months!
get your own pals cords!
It is important to know that I am also here because the amount of affection Crackers is getting on this website is sickening, I intend to expose him for the real man he is! haha..
This wasn’t my intention when telling you to sign up. damm peckerhead.
Also, when they find out you have a drift, which they some how will 
. They will expect some footage of those 11 mountains!
yeah you should post that video that you put up last week!
Haha I just realised I can now say I am a sponsored snowboarder! Woo!
True Cords you have also brought me into the boardworld light.
And that video is already up in the U.S.A. section of the forum, should I post it somewhere else?
this comp is rigged i can smell it from miles away ... all this ppl pooping up all the suddenly as soon as Jez posted the comp…
smells just like mizu to me.
EDIT:
off i go to find a hobo to force him to sign up and tell him that i introduced him to this websit.
please make sure your hobo isn’t pooping up when you bring him here
Just watched ya edit then, jowow!!!!! Nice stuff!!!!!
Welcome a board!!!!! (that’s the second one, so cords and CRACKERS can lay claim to one each if they want) 
Welcome a board!!!!! (that’s the second one, so cords and CRACKERS can lay claim to one each if they want)
I’ve read that five times and I still don’t know what you mean?
Welcome a board!!!!! (that’s the second one, so cords and CRACKERS can lay claim to one each if they want)
I’ve read that five times and I still don’t know what you mean?
I welcomed jowow to Boardworld when I watched his edit!!!!! Hence why I said that I had just watched his edit then!!!!!
So 1 welcome point to you and 1 welcome point to cords!!!!! Seein as there is a struggle for the claim to fame for the intro of said jowow!!!!!
haha there is no struggle. Crackers can have him! I just thought it was funny, seeing as I’d been telling him for months to get on here as well.
Don’t give in that easy, cords!!!!!
If CRACKERS looks like gettin too much street cred, we’ll just get Chucky involved!!!!! That will set the distraction for ya to go on to glory and take the prizes!!!!!
Just remember that I don’t offer this advice for free!!!!!
hahaha Crackers only cared about me once he realised I was worth something!!!
Both have inspired me to be a better snowboarder and given me priceless advice however I had to consider which party offered me the best and had my best wishes at heart when wanting to sponsor me. Yes yes this is all BS (except the advice part) and Crackers just happens to be a bit more on his toes, even though Cords does tend to get the better of him in competitions
Hopefully that edit is just a sneak peak at what is yet to come, but don’t get your hopes too high haha…rumour has it I have a brand new unheard soundtrack to accompany it. I am actually pretty excited for that!
haha there is no struggle. Crackers can have him! I just thought it was funny, seeing as I’d been telling him for months to get on here as well.
How very magnanimous
Hi jowjow, you living down the gong?
What Drift do you have? Crackers is soon to be the owner of a Stealth - for posting that Pirate vid and being the only person to enter (in the first 3 months) of my “Best Run” video comp in the photo and video forum Sounds like you may have some footage to enter with as well but you better hurry there’s a little over a week until entries close.
haha there is no struggle. Crackers can have him! I just thought it was funny, seeing as I’d been telling him for months to get on here as well.
How very magnanimous
No, not really - considering I never laid claim to him in the first place. Was just trying to point that out but thanks for rising to the occasion as expected and being a knob about it anyway! Knew I could rely on you 
haha there is no struggle. Crackers can have him! I just thought it was funny, seeing as I’d been telling him for months to get on here as well.
How very magnanimous
No, not really - considering I never laid claim to him in the first place. Was just trying to point that out but thanks for rising to the occasion as expected and being a knob about it anyway! Knew I could rely on you
I don’t get why you posted it in the first place…other than to be a ‘knob’.