Best pick up lines
Am sure it’s been done to death but it always provides a laugh…..i would like to say I have never used these before but I got alugh out of reading them…..
Are your parents retarded, because you sure are special
Did you just fart because you blow me away
I’ve lost my number, can I have yours?
Haha I would be pretty impressed if someone could pick up with those lines.
I’ll try remember some funny ones…
this thred is gonna be epic!! i dont have any with me at the moment but will try and get some!
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Honey, I’m new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.
If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word.
Do you work for Australia Post? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Wanna root?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I must be in heaven because I’m seeing an angel.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
Remember my name, you’ll be screaming it later.
I must be in heaven because I’m seeing an angel.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
Remember my name, you’ll be screaming it later.
Classic
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Honey, I’m new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.
If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word.
Do you work for Australia Post? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Wanna root?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
haha! screw me if im wrong, but havent we met before? best one so far
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? good one also
Does this tissue smell like chloroform?
Are your eyes spanners cause my nuts just tightened.
Is you dad a thief cause he stole the stars from the sky and put them in you eyes.
Did it hurt? When you feel from heaven.
Heaven called they are missing an angel.
If looks could cure cancer, youd be that cure
And my all time fav… Nice shoes, wanna ......... ??? hahaha
My all time fave:
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
Hi, want to go get a Pizza and F**k? What… you don’t like pizza?!
“Come on, lower your standards a little…. I did.”
“Come on, lower your standards a little…. I did.”
haha
Is your dad a mechanic? coz you’re a machine!
Nice eskimo outfit. do you fuck on first date?
what’s that in your eye???!! oh, it’s just a sparkle
if a girl comes past and says ‘do you have a time?’ your reply must be ‘DO YOU HAVE THE ENERGY?’
You remind me of a mirror
Why
Cause I can see myself in you