the Devo thread!!
What are the chances of a Birthday Fairy?
Very high!!!
i have hinted very very strongly
I think my brother and his GF beat up your birthday fairy and stole her gifts…
Shit!!!!! That’s not good, anti!!!!!!
How’d ya manage that?????
Sparring the other night at foo and the genius I was training with thought it would be a great idea to kick me on the lateral side of my knee pushing the whole joint inwards.
Needless to say I was unimpressed 
Shit!!!!! That’s not good, anti!!!!!!
How’d ya manage that?????
Sparring the other night at foo and the genius I was training with thought it would be a great idea to kick me on the lateral side of my knee pushing the whole joint inwards.
Needless to say I was unimpressed
So long story short, ya lost the bout!!!!! 
no comment 
Shit!!!!! That’s not good, anti!!!!!!
How’d ya manage that?????
Sparring the other night at foo and the genius I was training with thought it would be a great idea to kick me on the lateral side of my knee pushing the whole joint inwards.
Needless to say I was unimpressed
So long story short, ya lost the bout!!!!!
Devo
a single drop of pure bleach splashed out of the bottle into my eye.
20mins of rinsing with water I decided to give milk a go - it gave some relief but now it still feels raw as. And I’m still at work trying to mix cocktails.
That must of hurt so much dude. Is your eye ok? did you go to the doctors?
That’s not good, spaz. Get yourself to a doctor. At least get yourself an eye rinse solution.
Ouch spaz!!! Yeah I agree, you better go see a doctor!!
My step dad is a Doctor, he was working at the hospital last night and couldn’t take my call but we txt each other.
I had already done all the right things; rinsed it immediately, had some eye drops in the car (I used them all up), it was still burning so I rinsed my eye with milk (which gave temporary relief). Then I read the bottle! Ironic that you need to read when your eye is on fire - It said to flush with water for 15-20min so I used a shot glass and kept flushing it.
Stepdad said it would be fine.
It was very dry and painful - finished work at 1am then drove home with my eye shut.
Woke up, eye full of junk that had glued it closed, it feels fine but is puffy (probably from the shot glass). Have some eye drops to use every hour.
But my dad had been in to see my stepdad at hospital with severe back pain. He is now dosed up on Endone (very strong pain killer-like morphine).
Dad had called me earlier but I was busy with work. My sister ended up taking him, he is now at my sisters with my 2 nieces, can’t walk and needs stuff from his 2nd floor unit.
Poor old bastard! Once I’m awake I’ll go and sort him out
wow hope your eye is ok man :/
crazy, spaz! How did you manage to get it to drop clean in your eye like that?
I was pouring bleach into the toilets from the bottle, when I tipped the bottle back it sloshed and splashed back.
A single drop went straight into my left eye before I could blink.
I finally summoned the strength to leave my couch today.
Spent St Pats Day drinking Guinness at The Quiet Man irish pub. Got there at midday left around 9pm (it was one of those drinking sessions where i always had a drink in my hand, the only itme no drink was n my hand was when i was handing over my hard earned for new Guinness’)
Went back to a mates Rave Cave aka his garage with lounges, disco lights and a sound system and kept drinking beer and whiskey until about 5am.
Had the fiercest hangover and am still pretty sick right now actually…