Whats going on with Riders avatar????
Or so she told me!!!!!
Right there in front of a massive crowd that had heralded from around the globe, just to see Jezabina dance the dance of a thousand dances, his testicle dropped!!!!!
Even then, Jezabina probably would have gotten away with it if I’d kept my big mouth shut. Screaming out “AWWWWWWWWW NUTS!!!!” right next to where the judges were sitting probably wasn’t a good move.
can some1 explain to me what is the story behind Jez and his glory days of figure skating
can some1 explain to me what is the story behind Jez and his glory days of figure skating
Dude - pay attention!!!
When in Whistler, rider told me all about that torrid time of his life, about him havin to flee to the Soviet Union in search of his dreams to be an Olympic gold medalist in the sport he truly loves, only to find out that due to an undescended testicle, he could no longer compete in the mens division!!!!!
He then came across someone willing to help, yes a strapping young freelance graphic designer that had a way with words!!!!!
After they had concocted an ingenious plan to get this goldden child into his chosen sport via the illusion of him bein a young girl, the most devastating fate was bestowed upon the couple!!!!!
Right there in front of a massive crowd that had heralded from around the globe, just to see Jezabina dance the dance of a thousand dances, his testicle dropped!!!!!
The obvious bulge in his sequened scungies was enough for the judges to have him disqualified from the sport that he most dearly loved!!!!! So he took up snownoarding!!!!!
The rest my friends, is history!!!!!
Right there in front of a massive crowd that had heralded from around the globe, just to see Jezabina dance the dance of a thousand dances, his testicle dropped!!!!!
Even then, Jezabina probably would have gotten away with it if I’d kept my big mouth shut. Screaming out “AWWWWWWWWW NUTS!!!!” right next to where the judges were sitting probably wasn’t a good move.
Bahahhaa!!!!! 
can some1 explain to me what is the story behind Jez and his glory days of figure skating
Dude - pay attention!!!
When in Whistler, rider told me all about that torrid time of his life, about him havin to flee to the Soviet Union in search of his dreams to be an Olympic gold medalist in the sport he truly loves, only to find out that due to an undescended testicle, he could no longer compete in the mens division!!!!!
He then came across someone willing to help, yes a strapping young freelance graphic designer that had a way with words!!!!!
After they had concocted an ingenious plan to get this goldden child into his chosen sport via the illusion of him bein a young girl, the most devastating fate was bestowed upon the couple!!!!!
Right there in front of a massive crowd that had heralded from around the globe, just to see Jezabina dance the dance of a thousand dances, his testicle dropped!!!!!
The obvious bulge in his sequened scungies was enough for the judges to have him disqualified from the sport that he most dearly loved!!!!! So he took up snownoarding!!!!!
The rest my friends, is history!!!!!
thanks chuck i get that but how did this all started ? or did mizu one day decided he will just start a story about him ???
Hehe, sorry mate - I meant that Mizu’s IS the REAL story!!! 
I only tell the truth around here, lano!!!!!
Nothin but the truth!!!!! Now where’s that 200 bucks that ya owed me?????
lol
When in Whistler, rider told me all about that torrid time of his life, about him havin to flee to the Soviet Union in search of his dreams to be an Olympic gold medalist in the sport he truly loves, only to find out that due to an undescended testicle, he could no longer compete in the mens division!!!!!
He then came across someone willing to help, yes a strapping young freelance graphic designer that had a way with words!!!!!
After they had concocted an ingenious plan to get this goldden child into his chosen sport via the illusion of him bein a young girl, the most devastating fate was bestowed upon the couple!!!!!
Right there in front of a massive crowd that had heralded from around the globe, just to see Jezabina dance the dance of a thousand dances, his testicle dropped!!!!!
The obvious bulge in his sequened scungies was enough for the judges to have him disqualified from the sport that he most dearly loved!!!!! So he took up snownoarding!!!!!
The rest my friends, is history!!!!!
hahaha classic!
Wait till Jeremy sees this 
He told me never to repeat it!!!!! 
Probably putting it on a public forum beside your name was not the best idea…...........
want me to use my secret powers?
Probably putting it on a public forum beside your name was not the best idea…...........
want me to use my secret powers?
Hmmm, maybe ya right?????
so ya can make that story go away????? from outta my head, that is!!!!!
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