Christmas Road Triping!

Those cinnamon rolls look like swedish ones. So epic! As in, the besttttt!

So where was I in the story…

Oh yeah departure day and my altercation with the police!

So upon arriving at Chill Hill this is what my car looks like..

Filthy dirty, two ski’s on the roof a full back section of my car with a Wheelie Gig.

Leaving it wasn’t much better but I also a loose snowboard floating around in the back.

So I am cruising along the road to Cann River - trying to pay attention to make sure I don’t miss the turn off, thinking about whether to stop for lunch early… and random other thoughts in my mind when up ahead I spot red and blue flashing lights!

Well the blood pressure rises and I start trying to remember how much I drunk before… (not much clearly an over reaction but hey Cops do that to me - and apparently the kids of Chill Hill too… but thats a whole other story!)

So this is Cann River. Basically the cop pulls me over right where that black car is in the middle of the road. There were a couple of cops working the cars in both directions.

Roll down the window - thinking to myself “you will be fine” when the cop just stares… stares at me, stares at the car (as a whole) stares at me again and says - with a very serious face…

“Is there something you need to tells us? “

Me “Um….” (thinking “what on earth is he talking about??”

Cop - “seriously is there something you know that we don’t?” By this stage the cop manning the other side of the road had come over and was also looking at me (and the car) in a funny way.

Finally it dawns on me and I start a nervous silly laugh.

I then explain about having spent Christmas in Jindy and then down in VIC and that I was going to Japan in Feb and that I needed my ski gear. (and also delivering a few as well - not all this gear was mine!)

Cop say - “well its lucky you have a plausible excuse otherwise I may have had to write you a fine for sillyness (A bit of a Dad joke there)

Then he’s says - “by the way I can see your smalls” (clearly he couldn’t, even though all my clothes were spread out on the back seat, because I had left them all at Chill Hill!)

So by this point I am laughing so hard from relief that I can’t even blow into the Breathalyzer…

FINALLY I get a clear reading and I am on my merry way…. 20mins later I suddenly realise that I had missed my turn off and way heading in the wrong direction!

This was when Blizz called me and therefore sent her text to Azz!

So i keep forgetting to post my stickering efforts!!

One the road from Cann River

You may have to look closely! (some i couldn’t reach very far)