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Ask a Stupid question - Get a Stupid answer

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Easy enough, post a stupid question

and the next person gives a stupid answer

be creative here!


Q: Why are Candian winters so cold?

 
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A: Because their summers aren’t!!!!!

Q: Why did I answer that question?????

 
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A: Cos thats what you do with questions

Q: Why is a circle called a circle?

 
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A: Because there is already a Triangle and a Square!!!!!

Q: Why am I not at the snow right now????

 
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A: Because albino unicorn hunting season is next month.

Q: Why did the coward cross the road?

 
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A: Because he was scared of the pedestrians.

Q: Why is the sky blue?

 
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A: Because the grass is green.

Q: Why does the sun always shine when I am stuck at work?

 
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A: Because its depressed long face (you beat me too it)
A:because you shouldnt be at work

Q: Why didnt I land my jump at thredbo?

 
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A: Cause you forgot to make the Flying Squirrel grab!

Q: Why does the working week have to be 5 days?

 
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A: Because it sometimes has 6!!!!!

Q: Why have I got today off????

 
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A: Cause it is pensioners pay day LOL

Q: Is next winter gonna be a cracker?

 
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A: Because you think you’re a 20 year old university student.

Q: Why is next year’s Shred at Perisher?

EDIT: Doh! Too slow. Carry on from Blizzard’s reply.  teacherboy

 
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A: (to both) Perisher is a cracker says crackers

Q who is this ‘boss’ in like a boss?

 
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A: The boss is the boss in like a boss!

Q: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

 
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A chuck norris

Q 2+2 =

 
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A:5

Q:Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?