Ask a Stupid question - Get a Stupid answer
Easy enough, post a stupid question
and the next person gives a stupid answer
be creative here!
Q: Why are Candian winters so cold?
A: Because their summers aren’t!!!!!
Q: Why did I answer that question?????
A: Cos thats what you do with questions
Q: Why is a circle called a circle?
A: Because there is already a Triangle and a Square!!!!!
Q: Why am I not at the snow right now????
A: Because albino unicorn hunting season is next month.
Q: Why did the coward cross the road?
A: Because he was scared of the pedestrians.
Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: Because the grass is green.
Q: Why does the sun always shine when I am stuck at work?
A: Because its depressed (you beat me too it)
A:because you shouldnt be at work
Q: Why didnt I land my jump at thredbo?
A: Cause you forgot to make the Flying Squirrel grab!
Q: Why does the working week have to be 5 days?
A: Because it sometimes has 6!!!!!
Q: Why have I got today off????
A: Cause it is pensioners pay day 
Q: Is next winter gonna be a cracker?
A: Because you think you’re a 20 year old university student.
Q: Why is next year’s Shred at Perisher?
EDIT: Doh! Too slow. Carry on from Blizzard’s reply. 
A: (to both) Perisher is a cracker says crackers
Q who is this ‘boss’ in like a boss?
A: The boss is the boss in like a boss!
Q: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
A chuck norris
Q 2+2 =
A:5
Q:Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?