Late Show Top Ten
10. He likes the BEEF!
9. He has only just gotten used to not wearin the Hijab, so he needs more time!!!!!!
8. He’s plain weird.
7. Because Box Head loves Pork Products, and him and rider are nothin alike!!!!!
6. Cos he has an unnatural fascination for the other white-meat!
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6. Cos he has an unnatural fascination for the other white-meat!
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Other Other White Meat?! Sounds Like A BAY BEH . . MMMMMMMMMM
7. Pig doesn’t have a personality.
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don’t eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ‘cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don’t eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But, a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?
4. his fav movie is Babe
3. The Boss has him on a strict diet.
2. The thought of eating Devon makes him sick
1/ Because he prefers the exotic flavors of the “Spanish Cockells”
Top 10 quotes called out by K2 as he flew through the air….....
10) F%$K YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahhahahaha