The best thing you have seen on the internet today?
Death melon!
Watermelon anyone?
NICE 
MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
‘What’s the matter, dear?’ she whispers as she steps into the room, ‘Why are you down here at this time of night?’
The husband looks up from his coffee, ‘I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?’ he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
‘Yes, I do’ she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
‘Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?’
‘Yes, I remember!’ said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. ‘Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?’
‘I remember that too’ she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says…
‘I would have been released today
bahahahahahaha thats so good
The spawn of fast eddie
MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
‘What’s the matter, dear?’ she whispers as she steps into the room, ‘Why are you down here at this time of night?’
The husband looks up from his coffee, ‘I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?’ he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
‘Yes, I do’ she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
‘Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?’
‘Yes, I remember!’ said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. ‘Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?’
‘I remember that too’ she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says…
‘I would have been released today
bahahahahahaha thats so good
Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood
pumping through them. They can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic
Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo it. . .we’re just saying. . .
Sincerely,
Google
Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985
Dear Windshield Wipers, Can’t touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
Dear girls who have been dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea . Just kidding!
They’re all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
Dear Saturn, I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed
Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn, Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder
Dear Nickleback, That’s enough.
Sincerely,
The World
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids, Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely,
Black people
Dear Scissors, I feel your pain. No one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
Dear World of Warcraft, Thank you for ensuring my son’s virginity.
Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere
Dear Batman, What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman
Dear Customers, Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Global Warming, You’re the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely,
Al Gore
Dear Ugly People, You’re welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol
Dear World, Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy, ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
Dear White People, Don’t you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans
Dear iPhone, Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words.
You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall, Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die.
CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely,
Terrified
Dear Trash, At least you get picked up.
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
Dear Man, It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
Dear Dr. Phil, Look man, there’s only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper
^^ 
Hahahaha!
Saw this a couple of years ago. I’m no skater, but to me this kid is amazing.
rodney mullen is a complete and utter freak!
Watermelon anyone?
NICE
If that’s to scale, that’s the biggest stack of cups in the known universe!
MU
Saw this a couple of years ago. I’m no skater, but to me this kid is amazing.
Hey people he’s wearing freekin’ knee high socks…why are people not throwing rocks at this guy!
MU
Rodney Mullen is the man. I struggle to find anyone who even gets close to him in skating…
Here is some more of his skating… but without the socks lol