The best thing you have seen on the internet today?
the most pissed of aussie ever….dont watch this one if you dont like bad language
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81830828/Wow that was some serious ALL CAPS RAGE!!!
Swore that dude was going to take a swing . . I would have laughed if the guy when he pulled away gave him the finger again 
Eight Words with Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…... Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male…... A source of entertainment, self-___expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…... The greatest ___expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Hahaha this made me giggle… drives me nuts when people use this word out of context! (Teacher in me)
Billy, I’m so glad I am not the only one!!!
After spending the day marking English exams, the teacher in me loved this
Punctuation saves lives!!!
hahahahhahaha the cheesy grin just makes it that much better
For those who do not know what a Bucket Seat is…?
Now you know!
As you See….It was always the ninth seat on a motor bike !
MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
‘What’s the matter, dear?’ she whispers as she steps into the room, ‘Why are you down here at this time of night?’
The husband looks up from his coffee, ‘I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?’ he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
‘Yes, I do’ she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
‘Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?’
‘Yes, I remember!’ said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. ‘Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?’
‘I remember that too’ she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says…
‘I would have been released today
HHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH . . . BREATH . . . . breath . . . heh . . heh . . So Wrong, but F*%$K Yea made me laugh right then.
Hahaha this made me giggle… drives me nuts when people use this word out of context! (Teacher in me)
Alanis’ song is actually the epitome of irony - because it’s meant to be chockers with examples of irony, but none of them are actually ironic. It’s lyrical GENIUS!
Sooooooooooooo stoked on beeseekay when he was about five or six years old. We were watching a comedy skit on TV, where a bloke was going through a carwash, and had forgotten to wind up his windows. He frantically winds them all up, but almost forgets about the sunroof - just getting to it in time as the roller brush goes overhead. Relieved, he relaxes and opens up a can of soft drink - which fizzes and sprays all over him. The benj turns to me and says “Dats iwonic isn’t it daddy?”.
I literally pissed myself! 
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Mika!!!!!
Good one Miza
Watermelon anyone?
